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One day, Adam sits outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wonders about men and women.

So looking up to the heavens he says, “Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?”

God replies, “Go on Adam but be quick I’m still busy creating the world.”

So Adam says, “When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?”

“I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?”

“I did that Adam so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?”

“Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you.”

 

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