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I forget things
     I forget things

I forget things, All the time.

Even important stuff, like my wife's birthday and our anniversary.

This year, I had an idea for solving my dilemma.

I set up an account with the florist, with instructions to send flowers to my wife for every important event -- Mother's Day, Valentine's, birthday, anniversary... even the anniversary of our first date.

And with each batch of flowers there was a note: "From your loving husband."

Needless to say, I screwed it up.

On my wife's birthday, I walked in the door, noticed the bouquet on the table, and promptly said... "Nice flowers honey! Where'd you get 'em?"


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