A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raids the game.
Turning to the priest, the lead police officer asks, “Father, were you gambling?”
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, “Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do.”
To the police officer, he then says, “No, officer; I was not gambling.”
The officer then asks the minister, “Pastor, were you gambling?”
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, “No, officer; I was not gambling.”
Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks, “Rabbi, were you gambling?”
Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies, “With whom?”