[Advice for Women]
[Deadly words used by women]

Deadly words used by women
     Deadly words used by women

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2- Five minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just given more five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3- Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4- Go Ahead
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!!

5- Loud Sigh
This actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Aloud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6- That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. Thai's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7- Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you are welcome. This True, Unless she says "Thanks A Lot" that's pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do NOT say "you are welcome", that will bring on a "whatever".

8- Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL!!

9- Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking"what's Wrong?"For the woman's response refer to #3.


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